Turdblossom Indicted; Announcement Coming This Week:
"Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald ... served attorneys for former Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove with an indictment charging the embattled White House official with perjury and lying to investigators related to his role in the CIA leak case ... very likely that an obstruction charge against Rove would be included with charges of perjury and lying to investigators ... An announcement by Fitzgerald is expected to come this week ..."

Cheney Next?
"The role of Vice President Dick Cheney in the criminal case stemming from the outing of White House critic Joseph Wilson's CIA wife is likely to get fresh attention as a result of newly disclosed notes ... The notes—apparently obtained as a result of a grand jury subpoena—would appear to make Cheney an even more central witness than had been previously thought in the criminal probe."

Desperate Housewife - White House Wife, That Is ...
"The White House has been forced to turn to its sole remaining crowd-pleaser - the First Lady, Laura Bush - in a frantic battle to stave off a Democrat takeover of Congress in elections this autumn."