Mexican Standoff, Part Dos:
"Bush's plan to dispatch National Guard troops to the Mexican border was not greeted well by the immigrant coalition, which plans ... the launch of a nationwide voter registration campaign at churches and nonprofit organizations that hopes to sign up a million new voters among legal residents."

Mexican Standoff, Part Uno:
"We can have a lovely little "fake war" at the border, one with all the cool uniforms, hummers, helicopters, etc... And the president can safely visit that war, prance around in his codpiece, yell things out a bullhorn while sitting astride a massive hummer."